Two old ladies in the house cleaning paraphernalia aisle. Old Lady 1: Ooo! Old Lady 2: What, what WHAT!? Old Lady 1: Just look at that. Stainless steel cleaner. Old Lady 2: What? Old Lady 1: I know. An actual cleaner, that cleans stainless steel. Old Lady 2: How marvelous! I used to leave the stainless steel to soak in soapy water. Old Lady 1: I know! Isn't it amazing that they can do these days? Old Lady 2: The world is filled with such fabulous things. Stainless steel cleaner, well. Old Lady 1: I'm not buying any though. Old Lady 2: No, neither am I. Ladies shuffle off. Bizarre.